what really happened yesterday…
My intentions were to do lots of this yesterday… but it just didn’t happen.
You know how it goes… one crazy thing after another kept coming up. So crazy that I was convinced there was a full moon.
Here’s an example…
I was cleaning underneath the sofa and found a brand new unopened box of Kashi Cereal. I knew exactly who put it there. I purchased that cereal two days ago. The sad part is I don’t think the box ever made it to the kitchen. I’m pretty sure she hijacked my grocery bags…
On that note… I figured it was time to share another confessional with you.
Here goes….
Confession 1 – On Saturday, M & I went to the mall to run some errands. I unloaded the stroller and proceeded to walk through Nordstrom, not knowing until I was almost through the store that I had A LOT of dog poo on the stroller tire and tracked said dog poop through the entire first floor of Nordstrom. Oops…
Confession 2 – At that same mall trip, I was starving and M was starving. In a moment of weakness we walked to the food court and Taco Bell was calling my name. Before I knew it, M & I were eating Taco Bell. Yikes!……. Moving on………
Confession 3 – I’m not a fan of red velvet anything! I know… your jaw is dropping right now. Sadly, this is true. Maybe its because I haven’t had any good red velvet? If anyone wants to send me some good red velvet I’m happy to sample it 😉
Confession 4 – I still haven’t cleaned the stroller tires yet…
Oh boy! We all have those days where things just don’t go as planned. Sometimes, those turn out to be really fun days.
Meh. Just roll the stroller outside a bit and the tire will virtually clean itself.
Lol…that is too funny about the cereal box under the sofa 🙂
Well atleast you didn’t have poo on your shoe, right? This was funny! Thanks for the morning chuckle.
Ha ha ha… that visual was priceless.
By the way, Buzz bakery in Alexandria (over by Rustico) has really good red velvet cupcakes with cream cheese frosting. If you need to try again…
I don’t like red velvet, either!!!!!!!!!
You definitely need to get your hands on some good red velvet..that stuff is amazing! 🙂
Gosh, I hear ya on the days where ya don’t get to do what you plan or want to do. That was yesterday for me! Who can resist Taco Bell, really? If they say they can, they are probably lying! Now I want a bean burrito!
Haha! I’ve done the stroller thing too. Except mine was mud in a Macys. I haven’t had Taco Bell in years…but I have had McDs which grosses me out when I really think about it.
Can’t think of a better place to track up…I bet they were really spraying the perfume after you went by….that is so hysterically funny! That being said, I’m glad it was you and not me!! 🙂 Made my day today…I’ll be smiling and giggling to myself all day! Thanks for the laugh!
I remember driving our stroller through some really nasty stuff and I never once cleaned the wheels.
I hope that makes you feel a bit better!!
Haha! I bet you find so many random things in random places!!
It does make me feel better! Thank Ameena 🙂
Number 1 cracked me up
Lol love that you went to Taco Bell! And totally agree re: Red Velvet. 🙂
$#iT happens…as my dad would say! 😉
Hilarious!! I love the poo on the tires confession 🙂 Sounds like something that would happen to me, except it would probably be on my shoe!!!
Your Taco Bell story reminds me of my Sunday night. I went out with my hockey team for a beer and resisted ordering bar food at 9pm. However, on my way home I was STARVING and a McD’s snack wrap was calling my name. Yep, at 11pm. Oy!! 🙂